vagisodium:

moseby:

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

deadjosey:

“Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

mrcrockervevo:

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

slomps:

if you saw yourself in the street, i wonder if you’d notice yourself